It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

  1. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
  2. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
  3. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

  • You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
  • Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.
  • Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. You’ve swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. Saving the world with meals on wheels. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

Saving the world with meals on wheels. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? Saving the world with meals on wheels.