No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

  1. You hit me with a cricket bat.
  2. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
  3. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

  • I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
  • All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
  • Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. You’ve swallowed a planet!

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Saving the world with meals on wheels. You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!